
1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
shit.
【笑】
2.
You're
the
reason
why
I
smile
every
day.
Well,
that
and
alcohol.
【爱】
3.
I
love
you
with
all
my
butt,
I
would
say
heart,
but
my
butt
is
bigger.
【笑】
4.
Love
is
like
a
bank
account,
you
need
to
make
deposits
if
you
want
to
make
withdrawals.
【爱】
5.
If
love
is
blind,
why
is
lingerie
so
popular?【笑】
6.
Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster,
full
of
ups
and
downs,
and
occasionally
makes
you
want
to
throw
up.
【爱】
7.
Love
is
not
about
finding
the
perfect
person,
it's
about
finding
someone
who
can
tolerate
your
nonsense.
【笑】
8.
Love
is
like
a
Wi-Fi
signal,
it's
always
stronger
when
you're
closer.
【爱】
9.
Love
is
like
a
plant,
it
needs
attention,
water,
and
a
little
bit
of
crazy
fertilizer
to
grow.
【笑】
10.
Love
is
like
a
fart
in
an
elevator,
it's
best
when
it's
a
silent
but
deadly
kind.
【爱】
11.
Love
is
like
a
jar
of
Nutella,
it
starts
off
sweet
but
then
you
can't
stop
yourself
from
devouring
it.
【笑】
12.
Love
is
like
a
cup
of
tea,
it's
warm,
comforting,
and
sometimes
needs
a
little
bit
of
sugar
to
make
it
better.
【爱】
13.
Love
is
like
a
GPS,
it
constantly
recalculates
and
sends
you
on
unexpected
detours.
【笑】
14.
Love
is
like
a
camera,
it
captures
the
beautiful
moments
and
sometimes
exposes
your
double
chin.
【爱】
15.
Love
is
like
a
pizza,
even
when
it's
bad,
it's
still
pretty
good.
【笑】
16.
Love
is
like
a
math
equation,
sometimes
it's
simple,
sometimes
it's
complicated,
but
in
the
end,
it's
always
worth
solving.
【爱】
17.
Love
is
like
a
remote
control,
sometimes
you
just
want
to
change
the
channel.
【笑】
18.
Love
is
like
a
bubble
bath,
it's
relaxing,
rejuvenating,
and
occasionally
makes
you
forget
your
own
name.
【爱】
19.
Love
is
like
a
toothbrush,
you
share
it
with
someone,
but
you
never
share
the
toothpaste.
【笑】
20.
Love
is
like
a
cat,
it
ignores
you
most
of
the
time
but
occasionally
demands
attention
and
scratches.
【爱】
本文 社会语录网 原创,转载保留链接!网址:https://www.66688852.com/xV12ZDXWnD7p.html