生活很喜剧的句子英文

1.
"Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates
-
you
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get. "】

2.
"I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
I
forgot
to
load
the
film. "】

3.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"】

4.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. "】

5.
"I'm
not
great
at
the
advice,
can
I
interest
you
in
a
sarcastic
comment?"】

6.
"My
wallet
is
like
an
onion.
Opening
it
makes
me
cry. "】

7.
"I
thought
I
wanted
a
career,
turns
out
I
just
wanted
paychecks. "】

8.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
depressed
or
just
really
bad
at
being
a
person. "】

9.
"I
don't
know
the
key
to
success,
but
the
key
to
failure
is
trying
to
please
everyone. "】

10.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
point
of
view. "】

11.
"I'm
not
always
right,
but
I'm
never
wrong. "】

1
2.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy. "】

1
3.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
just
well
insulated. "】

1
4.
"I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesomeness. "】

1
5.
"I'm
not
weird,
I'm
just
limited
edition. "】

1
6.
"I'm
not
old,
I'm
just
chronologically
gifted. "】

1
7.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
clarifying
my
position. "】

1
8.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
prioritizing. "】

1
9.
"I'm
not
ignoring
you,
I'm
just
lost
in
thought. "】

20.
"I'm
not
always
right,
but
I'm
never
wrong
for
long. "】

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