搞笑休闲生活的句子英文(农村休闲生活的美句)

1.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time,
so
if
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me
and
I'll
laugh
at
you. 】

2.
I
can
resist
anything
except
temptation,
and
by
temptation
I
mean
pizza
and
Netflix. 】

3.
I
don't
have
a
dirty
mind,
I
have
a
sexy
imagination. 】

4.
A
party
without
cake
is
just
a
meeting. . .
but
a
party
with
cake
is
my
kind
of
party. 】

5.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right. 】

6.
I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
prioritizing
my
Netflix
queue. 】

7.
Coffee
is
a
hug
in
a
mug. 】

8.
Never
trust
someone
who
doesn't
like
tacos. 】

9.
My
hobbies
include
eating
and
complaining
about
being
full. 】

10.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
on
energy-saving
mode. 】

11.
I
don't
always
have
a
witty
comeback,
but
when
I
do,
I
forget
it. 】

1
2.
When
life
gives
you
lemons,
add
vodka
and
throw
a
party. 】

1
3.
I'm
not
short,
I'm
just
concentrated
awesome. 】

1
4.
Good
friends
don't
let
you
do
stupid
things. . .
alone. 】

1
5.
I
don't
have
a
bad
handwriting,
I
have
my
own
font. 】

1
6.
A
balanced
diet
means
a
cupcake
in
each
hand. 】

1
7.
I'm
not
fluent
in
sarcasm,
I'm
just
sarcastic
to
fluency. 】

1
8.
My
favorite
exercise
is
a
cross
between
a
lunge
and
a
crunch. . .
I
call
it
lunch. 】

1
9.
I'm
not
bossy,
I'm
just
better
at
making
decisions
than
you
are. 】

20.
I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
coffee
person. 】

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